Words of Wisdom to My 20-Year-Old Self
😎 You’ll stop chasing bad boys and start chasing grams of protein. 💤 Back pain isn’t from sleeping funny. It’s youth quietly packing its bags. 🍆 If you thought dry…
My Tamagotchi Didn’t Adequately Prepare Me For Motherhood
We recently dragged out family albums to remind our adult children what excellent parenting looks like. I was flabbergasted to learn my favourite flashbacks seemed oddly fresh to them. And,…
It Is What It Is ✨
🍷 I can’t party two nights in a row (a seasoned wisdom, not weakness). 🚘 My behind-the-wheel night vision blurred in the blinker of an eye. 💤 I don’t sleep…
New Year’s Wish List 2026🎉
December came in like a lamb and went out like a little bitch. In one month, four of our family members were sidelined. One got pneumonia, one was ambushed by…
Sisters From Multiple Misters
VAL: My sister Lori and I are more like twins than sisters. We share a wicked sense of humour, and a strong second chin. The eldest by three years, I…
Confessions Of A Screen Fiend
When I wake in the morning, the first light to hit my eyes isn’t the golden glow of a sunrise. Instead, my sleep-crusted peepers dilate to the radiant blue glare…
Parenting Your Parents
As Mom’s age progresses and her dependency increases, there’s a tightrope to walk. No one likes being told what to do, not when you’re six, and definitely not when you’re…
A Tale Of Two Wedding Dresses
Once upon a time, there was a Princess named Valerie who was more focused on breaking the glass ceiling than finding a glass slipper. One enchanted evening she met her…
SANGRIA SISTERS ITALIAN WINE TOUR
Ever wanted to party with the Sangria Sisters? This is your chance!! Val and Lori are thrilled to invite you to an exclusive wine-soaked adventure through Tuscany and Lazio. Designed…
